Jajajaja!

Jajajaja!

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

funny bumper stickers

funny bumper stickers

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

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25 veces en las que supiste que tu madre era tu mejor amiga

Favorite Quotes

nevermind anger management, people need stupid management

nevermind anger management, people need stupid management

Love this!

Love this!

Haha!  I'm not a hygenist, but, I have had to have the super deep cleaning done on my teeth, so now I'm kind of fanatical about it!

Haha! I'm not a hygenist, but, I have had to have the super deep cleaning done on my teeth, so now I'm kind of fanatical about it!

Yup... That just about sums up my day today! I fantasized about it... But would never do it! Instead I just walked out! Lol Enough said with that action! :)

Yup... That just about sums up my day today! I fantasized about it... But would never do it! Instead I just walked out! Lol Enough said with that action! :)

We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, "I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!"

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

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