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this is how i feel with some of the people I work with

I swear people ask me this while I'm on the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or even answer you...

No estoy soltera. Estoy en una relación a distancia porque mi novio vive en el futuro. Ajajajajja

de Where's the f*#king mommy manual?!?

Warning…

Dear playground bullies… Consider yourself warned. Yours truly, Mommy

Think I'm going to have to print this and post it where it can be seen by all.

Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.

I'm having the kind of day at work where I fear that I am a flight risk.