Vote for Monty and Myrtle the Monsters by IlDikko - www.amigurumipatt... - There once was a monster named Myrtle, who lived in the mud on a dirt hill. She created a mess, we have to confess, her cleaning attempts were infertile. There once was a monster named Monty. His life was so far really jaunty. Until one day, we don’t dare to say, he learned Myrtle was truly his auntie.