Funny marriage jokes

Whether you're celebrating your first anniversary or your 50th, married couples will appreciate these hilarious marriage jokes that perfectly describe what spending your life with your best friend is really like.

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselingWhen asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years the.. #funny, #joke, #humor

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It’s never over, ’til it’s over LOL. After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. 😎😍 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the...

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor