i went to see him live with my aunt pam in Dothan . he is my fav comedian.
I actually already use a fair amount of these in addition to the usual non-alternatives
Complicated Coffee Cup.Tim Hawkins
Seriously, if you have not seen this guy go do it!! His facial expressions are THE best.
lol everytime I go for an oil change they try to tell me 5+ things that they found wrong
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"Christian cuss words" a fun list of things you don't have to bleep/delete.
As Tim Hawkins says, "I'll take the nausea, headaches, and vomiting, to make my elbow feel better!"
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