groucho: Not that I care, but where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. groucho: I bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. groucho: No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. groucho: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.